🐾 Yonni Drenched: Extreme Moisture Blend

“For dry skin that needs a drink and a damn hug.”

This one’s for the thirsty girls, the overworked complexions, and anyone who’s ever asked, “Why am I glowing like a dusty potato?”

Yonni Drenched is a hydration-heavy, glow-forward moisturizer made specifically for dry skin that’s been through it. Packed with witch hazel to tighten it up and chamomile to calm the chaos, this formula floods your face with instant radiance—without clogging pores or leaving you greasy.

She’s fragrance-free (no fake scents here), vegan, and silky smooth—like your best comeback, but in lotion form.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Made for dry, dull, or dehydrated skin

• Witch hazel = tight & bright

• Chamomile extract calms and restores

• No artificial fragrances (because your skin deserves better)

• Vegan & paraben-free

• Recyclable packaging

• 30 mL / 1 fl oz

💦 How to Use

After cleansing and toning, apply to face and neck with clean fingertips. Massage with upward strokes like you’re lifting more than just skin—you’re lifting your standards.

🧪 Ingredients

Aqua, Glycerin, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Dimethicone, Peg-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Petrolatum, Isopropyl Myristate, Hydrogenated Polyisobutene, Dipropylene Glycol, Polysorbate 60, Cetearyl Alcohol, Sorbitan Stearate, Aqua, Glycerin, Glyceryl Acrylate/acrylic Acid Copolymer, Pvm/ma Copolymer, Propylene Glycol, 1,2-hexanediol, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7, Water, Hydroxyacetophenone, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Xanthan Gum, Fragrance, Anthemis Nobilis Flower Oil

This product may cause:

• A sudden boost in self-worth
• Excessive mirror flirting
• Glowy skin and zero tolerance for red flags
• Unchecked main character energy
• Exes crawling out of the woodwork like it’s a Marvel post-credit scene

Use with care.

If you start getting too fine, too confident, or too unbothered—don’t say we didn’t warn you.

💋 For external use only.

🧠 Side effects may include setting boundaries and not texting back.