🐾 Yonni Matte Meow: Blotting Papers

“Because we shine in life, not on our T-zones.”

Keep your glow intentional and your oil in check with Matte Meow—Yonni’s on-the-go blotting papers made for bad cats who don’t let sweat steal their spotlight. These fragrance-free, dye-free sheets slay shine without disturbing your beat, letting you press, dab, and bounce back like a pro.

Whether you’re mid-meeting, mid-party, or mid-breakup text, Matte Meow has your back… and your forehead.

✨ Made in North America. Discreet, sleek, and savage.

💅 Benefits

• Absorbs oil in seconds—no smudge, no fuss

• Fragrance-free, dye-free, drama-free

• 100 pieces of pure matte magic

• Travel-size & pocket-ready

• Suitable for all skin types

🧼 How to Use

Pop the flap, pull a sheet, and press gently on oily areas—especially forehead, nose, chin, and anywhere else you didn’t invite shine.

Discard after use (like yesterday’s standards).

🧪 Ingredients

Kraft Wood Pulp, Calcium Carbonate, Hemp Pulp, Bamboo Charcoal

⚠️ YONNI WARNING LABEL

This product may cause:

• Touch-ups so clean it looks like you never even stress

• That matte finish that says “unbothered, moisturized, and booked”

• People asking if you got a facial (you didn’t—you just blotted like a boss)

For external use only. Side effects include staying camera-ready and oily exes disappearing in your rearview.